zeldathemes
i'm emily and
ur rad
really quite natural

ryumako:

whisperbard:

weirdmageddon:

farorescourage:

farorescourage:

teathattast:

the holy grail

wrong

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im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

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setheverman:

my brain after i 100% locked the door:

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vixehn:

pruane2:

nowacking:

tohkyo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

draco50:

sowachowski:

libertarirynn:

I almost threw my phone.

Oh my god

I thought it was going to be a jumpscare maze, but it was far worse.

squidinker:

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

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here’s the handmade package

i open it and

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oh

crossconnectmag:

Humans in Nature: The Photography of Tamara Dean

Tamara Dean is an Australian photographer who carefully poses individuals in wild surroundings. She feels with real urgency that we must reconnect with nature.  See more of Tamara Dean’s photography on Instagram. Thanks  Booooooom.


Art is springing up everywhere - find more on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Posted by Lisa.

coolcatgroup:
“ juniperbab:
“Hey do you guys like the stamp I made
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Yes  ”

coolcatgroup:

juniperbab:

Hey do you guys like the stamp I made

Yes

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

macklemorehentai:

baearth:

dippednv8splash:

hellaween:

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

fire-is-her-water:

abracataako:

merak-zoran:

fire-is-her-water:

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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Originally posted by haidaspicciare

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

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Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

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I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

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New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

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She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

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And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

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ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

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trinityxholland:

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

gagasjoanne:

chasers17:

sweepmoon:

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

Watching this was an ethereal experience

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

why aren’t we all busting bigger nuts over the taika waititi funko pop

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capitalism is good now actually